Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
Organization Chart
Patricia Price
Provost and Senior Vice President
for Academic Affairs
Daniel Weinstein
Dean, School of Math and Natural Sciences
Igor Kuskovsky
Department Chair, Physics
Graduate Assistants B
12 Graduate Students
College Laboratory Technicians
3 Senior CLTs
1 Sub CLT
2 Part-time CLTs
Arlene Rodriguez
Administrative Coordinator
Katherine Groos
College Assistant